Does Semen Taste Better if You Eat Pineapple?
If you are one of those curious guys out there then you have probably wondered at some point, “what does my semen really taste like?” Maybe your curiosity got the better of you and you gave it a try (no judgment here).
If that sounds like you, then you sadly found out the hard way that, cum-flavored ice cream would be a terrible business idea. But do pineapples hold the key to making your cum taste better or is it just another urban sex legend?
First Things First, What’s in Your Cum?
Contrary to popular belief, swimmers alone make up only a small portion of semen. According to this study on NCBI, more than 80% of semen is water. It is further made up of amino acids, proteins, both glucose and fructose sugars, vitamin C, zinc, calcium, and some other nutrients. Sperm, in fact, actually makes up less than one percent of semen.
Does Your Diet Have an Impact on Semen Quality?
Before we go further on the topic of taste, the quality and health of your swimmers are significantly affected by the type of food you eat. A 2012 Oxford study placed two groups of adult men on different diets and compared semen quality. One group was placed on a diet of snacks, sweets, fast foods, red meat, and energy drinks.The all-bro diet.
The second group was placed on a more wholesome diet comprising of grains, vegetables, fish, legumes, fruits, and chicken. The study reported higher quality semen in the second group. So it’s clear that a healthy diet affects the way your semen tastes.
The Verdict: Does Pineapple Improve the Taste of Cum?
Well, yes and no. Although there hasn’t been any conclusive scientific research on the topic, it’s a well-known fact that sugary food or beverages can tip the pH of your semen just enough to be detectable by taste.
Since pineapple juice is acidic, eating a lot of the fruit or drinking its juice can in turn get rid of any bitter taste in semen. The same is also true for various other acidic fruits like cranberries and lemons.
Foods to Avoid If You Want Better Tasting Cum
Alcohol, marijuana, coffee, and tobacco have the potential to make your cum taste nasty. Other foods guilty of salting up the semen taste include spinach, chocolate, broccoli, dairy products, asparagus, and red meat.
How Long Will It Take To Notice a Difference?
So you want to attempt to make your semen taste better by eating lots of pineapples or drinking pineapple juice? You should know that the results are not instantaneous. Chugging down jugs of pineapple juice in the morning won’t sweeten your load by the time your FWB arrives later in the evening.
Sure, drinking a lot of pineapple juice will impact your body fluids, semen included. But regular consumption of pineapples and pineapple juice offers a better promise of slightly improving the taste of your semen. But this is not to be confused with the assertion that your cum will turn into some magical pineapple flavored smoothie (but don’t take our word for it).
If you want to take your pineapple experiment a notch higher, try throwing in herbs and spices in your pineapple juice. Herbs and spices such as peppermint and cinnamon give semen a much appreciated sweet note.
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